Ok, so you remember how I said that I worked for Albertson's and they seem like they're doing alright? (See January 17th) Well, I just heard a rumor that Albertson's has had to sell off a bunch of stores to three different companies. My destruction reigns supreme!
I may be breaking privacy laws and crap by telling you this, but I must. Today we received a case for a patient named. . .Desire Beavers. I kid you not. That can't be a real name. Seriously. Rene and I laughed so hard we turned red. If Beavers is her maiden name, why would her parents name her Desire? Isn't Beavers bad enough? And if it's her married name, why in the world didn't she keep her maiden name?!? She's gotta be a porn star or a stripper. Maybe I should change my name to something funny like that. Like Needsa Shanking, or Amanda Screw. Any suggestions?
Speaking of men. . .uh, what? Anyhoo. My Interpersonal communications teacher seems like a real ass. And he's not young OR cute. I mean, I could handle him being older if he were cute. Like say, the type who's soft spoken and wears sweater vests or maybe tweed jackets and has little round glasses. . .um. . .I think I've been watching too much Buffy lately. What? I can't help it that I think Giles is hot. Is that sick and wrong? And Miss calendar is totally wrong for him and is bitchy to him and it pisses me off. Um. . .yeah. But in other news, I have subconscious conflict. I am sick of Jared. Seriously. I want nuthin to do with him. But whenever I fantasize (which I spend an alarming amount of time and brain power doing), no matter who I start out fantasizing about, it always turns into Jared. Damn you subconscious desire! Maybe it's cause he's the only guy I've seriously made out with in the past 8 years. I mean, I made out with William, but that was just the one time, and I've made out with Jared extensively and numerously. We'll go with that theory I think. Hopefully that will be rectified soon. *eye brow waggle* I mean, I do have my second date with Lawrence on Friday. Hopefully he'll at least try to kiss me, and then I'll have something to work with for operation Eradicate Jared Desire. Let's synchronize our watches and commence operations. Ready team? We have a go!
6 comments:
I don't think porn stars or strippers use their stage names when they make doctors' appointments.
Unless it's a gyno appointment, of course.
Giles is TOTALLY hot! That's not wierd/sick at all. Before Buffy he was even the hot Columbia Coffee guy in many commercials. :D
hussy: you have a point. Unless maybe she really wanted to impress the dentist? She's all like, hey baby, I want to get out of my hectic line of work and settle down with a nice dentist. What do I do? Oh, I suck off thirteen men in an hour, as well as assorted other sexually explicit acts. I wonder how often that line works?
Kiera: Oh my gosh, you're right! I thought he was hot in those commercials too! I thought it was just my love for smart guys that was attracting me to him. :)
at least she wasn't a man and named harry. I think ms. calendar was HOT, but you're right she is a bitch. i liked his other GF alot better. GEEK CHECK: the series of commercials Tony Head did was actually for Taster's Choice, not Columbia.
eh, whatever ;)
Cainnum, we all already know you're a geek. And I'm only on season two, I have gotten to any other girlfriends yet, but THANKS FOR RUINING IT FOR ME!!! And I didn't say she's not hot, cause she is. She's still a bitch. And she drags Giles to monster truck shows, which he OBVIOUSLY wouldn't like. And she blames him for her being taken over by chaos when it totally wasn't his fault and he already felt WAY guilty anyway. Bitch.
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