Saturday, March 11, 2006
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Ah, spring. The birds are singing, the temperature is pleasant, the sun is shining. Love is in the air, and so is. . .pollen, mold, dust, fungus, and any other countless number of allergens. Some fun. Spring is usually the time of year when I, for one, want to curl into a little ball and stay in my room until swimsuit season. You may all remember that earlier this week, I was sick. I had a runny nose, headache, sore throat, cough and fever. Now my fever's gone and I feel much better. Now I just have the runny nose, headache, sore throat and cough. What an improvement! Yesterday, my dad and I ran a couple of errands. It was me and him, riding in the truck with the windows down, my long hair blowing in the breeze. The sun was shimmering in the sky as Spring opened her sleepy eyes and smiled at us with a twinkle in her eye. The radio was playing oldies that you could really sing along to, and dad was whistling merrily. It reminded me of when I was a little girl and just knew that at any second my dad could randomly decide to stop at 7-11 for a slurpee or somewhere for an ice cream cone. It was sublime. Plus, since we were running errands for my boss, I was getting paid $13.75/hr, which is always nice. But I paid the price later. Oh yes. My nose clogged up, my throat clogged up, my voice became all sexy and scratchy, but I guess there's an upside to every situation. The lovely wind that blows in at 65 miles per hour drives the allergens into my skin, hair, and orifices with the brutal efficiency of a shark attacking a bleeding surfer. *sigh* Even with my lovely lovely steroid shot that makes life bearable, spring is just too much for little ole me. Without the shot, I would be a useless mess right now, and probably would have to be on antibiotics because my allergies would have been so bad that I would have developed a sinus infection and bronchitis. Believe me, it used to happen every spring. I think Mother Nature hates me. I'm not her favorite, that's for DAMN sure.
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That sucks...Patrick gets allergies every spring here too. Ironically I, who am allergic to everything, don't seem bothered. Go figure.
See, you're allergic to lots of other things. It all balances out. Like me, I get really bad allergies in the spring, but the rest of the time. . .I. . .um. . .dammit!
At least you have spring. Over here the seasons run Jan to Dec as follows:
Fucking cold
See above
Chilly with rain
Rain
Rain
Mild (Some rain)
Mild
Warmish
Chilly
Rain
Cold and Rainy
Fucking cold
*sobs*
Yes, but in return for having to deal with crap weather you get three things: A) You get to have a cool accent. If I try to pull off a British accent, everyone just thinks I'm a poser. B) You never have to try to survive a Texas summer, which can entail tempratures up to and including 120 degrees farenheit. I kid you not. And that's not just one day, it's can be August in it's entirety. C) Girls and guys alike look hot in sweaters. Try wearing a sweater here. You'll just look sweaty.
Dammit. Now I want to move to England. I still couldn't do the accent though. Then I would be a poser just like Madonna.
that sucks. when i first moved to austin, i was sick with allergies for like two months straight. i've finally built up a bit of an immunity. hang in there kiddo.
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