Carpe Boss's Jugulum

I'm here to say that my boss is an idiot. This morning he tells me I need to get a certain amount of work done on the plaster bench, that amount being, everything due by the thirteenth. That amounts to 15 cases. No problem. I can usually whip off 16 cases in one day when I work on the plaster bench. Oh yeah, and since he didn't want to work Friday, I ALSO need to wax everything due by tomorrow, which is 5 units. Ummm. . .although I have been known to wax 16 units in a day when I am waxing exclusively, I usually wax 8-9. So, today I not only have to make 15 models, I have to wax 5 units. RIIIIIGHT. Does not compute, moron. Simply not possible. Oh, and my the way Margie, in your spare time, bill Cano and write the rent check cause I'm too busy or too lazy to do it my own damn self. Oh, and when you first come in, can you spend 30 minutes looking at my stupid model airplane while I tell you all the things I did to it this weekend? That would be super. Dear Lord this he is annoying. There's no way in HELL I can get all this done today. Well he can just kiss my grits, I'll do what I can, and if he doesn't like it maybe he'll think twice about making me take Fridays off when I really should work.

Another thing he did today really pissed me off. He's told me, that when he's ready to get out of this business in a couple of years, I'll probably take over. Well, I'm not completely committed to that, but you know, I think if he said it, he should stick to his end. Well, today he was telling me that a guy called looking for a job, and he told the guy that it's to bad the guy's not certified, because he would be perfect to take over the lab in a couple of years. Um. . .hello! You realize you're telling this to the person who works for you right now that you ALREADY told could take over and run the lab, right? Fucking jackass. I was feeling bad about the idea of maybe quitting when I get married, but suddenly all that guilt flew right out the window. Jeez what a moron.

And I guess I should formally announce it. I am head over heels in love with Lawrence. I don't know why, I just am. I spent all day yesterday with him and I still could barely drag myself away. Sad really. I've turned into a pathetic love sick version of my self. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to get used to it.