Today I have been a little paranoid, but I feel that it is justified.
As you all know, Rene has been plotting to fire Mario. He told Mario that the 23rd would be his last day, but then he decided that he couldn't stand him that long and he's gonna "send him packing on Thursday." Now the thought has already niggled at my brain that if he can plot against Mario, he can plot against me, but I always put the thought aside cause I figure I'll burn that bridge when and if that happens. But for some reason today the idea was really bothering me, I dunno why.
So these little paranoid ideas about Rene were swimming around my head when I hear a helicopter landing outside. (I work at an airport, for those of you who aren't in the know. Yes. It's a dental lab in an airport. My boss likes planes.) It hovers around FOREVER, LOUDLY, and when I finally look out to see what the heck's going on, I spot a Black Helicopter. A matte, unmarked BLACK HELICOPTER. I shit you not, my friend. So now I not only have to worry about Rene plotting against me, I have to worry about the government surveillance that is apparently taking place. I DID just write a scathing commentary (my research paper for Texas Government. I got a 98. I'm just that good. Or my teacher has low standards.) on what a bad governor Rick Perry is. Do you think he has access to Black Helicopter level stuff? Maybe he and Bush are good buddies and Bush sent the Black Helicopter to watch me? *looks shiftily from side to side* If I disappear in the night, come find me! Rage against the machine! Fight the man! Come, see the oppression that's inherent in the system! I saw a video once that said that political prisoners are held under the FEMA installation on Loop 288 in Denton. Look for me there!
No, really. I'm serious. ;)
6 comments:
wow what did he do to get fired? besides being a moron of course.
He was a moron. Seriously. Rene realized that Mario is completely useless, and it only took 3 years! But Rene's telling Mario it's because there's not enough business. We got a call from a new dentist wanting to try us out, and Rene is going to great lengths to hide this from Mario so that he won't know business might be picking up. Right now the case is hidden in the closet. I am dead serous.
Dude, I don't think the MIB helicopters are there for YOU. Seriously, if a bunch of men busted in and took Rene away citing a whole list of charges (the kind of list usually associated with people like the Unibomber), I would evince no surprise.
LOL. You are completely right. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised either.
Don't worry Margie....if the government comes to take you away we can probably find a way to get you out again. Patrick and his dad have all sorts of connections. *looks shiftily from side to side*
Hey-that's true! And Simon got River away from the government, and the future government is WAY more clever and nefarious than ours!
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