Here are some funny things that I have heard or read recently:
Funniest thing I've heard recently:
"I'm a tiny invincible guy." -my son, while playing New Super Mario Bros, after getting a tiny mushroom and a star.
Funniest song line I've heard recently:
"Sometimes it makes me want to laugh. Sometimes it makes me want to take my toaster in the bath." -Blink 182. Don't remember the name of the song, but it's track 2 on the greatest hits album.
Funniest text message:
Me: "Argh. Yer booty shivers me timbers!"
My boyfriend: "Then prepare to be boarded!"
Funniest joke:
"A guy was complaining that his Texan girlfriend ate ranch dressing on everything, and he just didn't get it. Later in the week, he complained to the same friend that she wouldn't go down on him. His friend said, 'well, have you tried putting ranch on it?'" That joke's not so funny for itself, but I am unusually amused by the idea of putting ranch on a guy's wanker. I don't know why. Just smile and nod.
Funniest polite action
My boyfriend trying not to brush stuff off of my shirt (specifically in the breasticle area) while my son was standing next to him. Maybe you had to be there.
ok. that's all I think. good day.
3 comments:
the "breasticle" area? lol I like the invincible and text msg ones. :)
you forget my sweet ass poetry....thats some funny stuff too. I am now going to use the word breasticle more often. thanks!
Kiera: I know you, you just like anything having to do with pirates!
heart: Baby, your poetry was written after I did this post, but if it had been in existance, it would have been at the TOP of my list! :)
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