Happy day. . .another girl off the market

Today I received an envelope addressed to "Sexy M and friends." So, friends, here's the news. Juliana is getting married! The bitch, stealing my thunder. Ehem. We are invited to her reception on August 19th at 4 pm. This is occurring in Rockwall, TX, where ever the hell that is. I hear about it on the news sometimes, so it must not be too far. Ewww, at the country club! Fancy! Oh, Expedia says it's only an hour from my house in BFE, so that's not bad. Not like Shemsi and Andy's reception. I mean DAMN! That was like, what 14 hours? Oh. . .uh. . .anyway. :) According to Julianna, she moved to Arkansas to take care of her grandfather and met the perfect guy. So, congratulations are in order, and clear your calendar for that day if you're going. Skomps!