Well, I know I said that I would share with you the messages that Jared and I have been exchanging, but, well, I just don't feel like it. Quite frankly I am sick of the whole thing. Let's just say that we are through, and we're not even friends anymore, and I am pretty fine with that. I even removed him from my friends list on myspace and yahoo messenger. It sure as hell makes my life a whole lot less complicated, and now I don't have to waste one more second of my time or efforts on that fucker. Except in a business capacity. Get this: in the middle of all this, Rene says, "We have everyone's W-2's, but we don't have an address for Jared for some reason. So you need to call him and get his address so you can mail that to him." Fun. So, I've left messages on his house phone and his cell phone and he hasn't called back. I figure at this point it's his own damn problem. This is the message I left, "This is Margie at American Dental Arts. We have your W-2, but we don't seem to have an address for you. So you need to come pick it up or call and give us your address so we can get that mailed out to you. The phone number is 1-800-417-6777." Just like that. And now I will stop talking about him. Good riddance.
But on to other things that piss me off. Like the radio. The other day, the universe came together to play only songs that I hate. Get this:
The Edge: that damn Jewish regae guy. Last name of Yahoo I think. I hate that stupid song. I don't care how many cultures you combine in a song, if one of them is regae, it's gonna suck.
Mix: That Nickelback Photographs song. You know, the first 17 times I heard that song, I thought it was tolerable. Then during the course of the next 145,783,297 times I heard it, I started finding it annoying. Now it makes me want to kill people. Specifically: Nickelback. And maybe all the radio program managers in the area.
Jack: Some song that I've never heard before, but in 4 notes, I identified that it came from the 70's, and it blows.
On to second string-
Oldies station: Unchained Melody by the Everly Brothers. AHHHHHH! MY EARS! MY PRECIOUS EARS!!!! I FUCKING hate HATE HATE this song.
Soft Rock station: It's In His Kiss by Cher. It's a lie Cher! LIES! It's not in his kiss at all! You tell if a man loves you by his actions, not by how well he makes out with you! Stop leading young girls astray with your lies!
I would rather listen to Beastie Boys or commercials than any of those songs, and anyone that knows me can tell you that THAT is extreme. So. That was crazy. It was too clever, too maniacal to be an accident, it was obviously a government plot to make me hate the radio even more so that I will subscribe to satellite radio or buy more cd's. It's all about spending money my friends. I will not be held responsible for the economy though! So there! Next time I will try to be clever and scintillating, I promise.
8 comments:
Hey, so did you see Gilmore Girls last night? I think you and Andy should totally just scream at each other until you've worked out all this baggage, because it's getting really old.
sounds like somebody needs an mp3 player. his name is matisyahu, and yeah i don't really like that song either. same with every other one you mentioned. the radio sucks! you're starting to sound like me margie. or is it the other way around? ...nah.
Re: Jared; good riddance. You're well done with him I think.
Radio: yeah I hate the radio, I only listen to it in the car and still find myself constantly switching stations like I have ocd or something. ;)
shemsi: I taped Gilmore Girls but I haven't gotten to watch it yet. Soon, my pet, soon. And I have no need to scream at Andy, as I have no problems with him. Maybe he needs to scream at me though. I had no idea there was so much baggage tearing so many lives apart! *shrugs* :)
cainnum: yeah, but the problem is then you have to find music to put on said mp3 player. I like variety and hearing new stuff, but the radio just falls down on the job all the damn time. And his name being matisyahu explains why typing Yahoo into the edge's search engine didn't get my the desired results. And I always knew you wanted to be just like me! :)
Kiera:I already knew both of those things. :)
I listen to the radio all day long. Sometimes, I tune it to commercials rather than listening to either of the songs on the other two stations. It's sad. My deal breakers are beastie boys and rage against the machine, and matisyahu for the edge. Old songs that I haven't heard before for Jack (it's not that I'm not open-minded, but, in my experience, if I haven't heard it before...it usually isn't worth hearing. But, I still give promising songs a chance..usually when I can't find anything better...so pretty often actually). And sappy/crappy/pop-y from Mix (I think we all know what I'm talking about there).
Oh, and I was kinda disappointed by Gilmore Girls. I hate it when the "next week on" is misleading.
NO NO NO YOU ARE THE ONE WITH BAGGAGE GOD DAMMMIT DONT YOU SHRUG AT ME WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS ISSUES
My matisyahu story:
I once spent forty minutes in a conversation where two family members were arguing over whether the hasidic rapper one of them had read about, and the hasidic raggae star the other one had read about were the same person. It got into a weird place, one saying that if they both retired to start a family, they had to be the same person, and the other saying that of course that's the path your life takes when you leave your sheltered upbringing to be a pop musician.
fitty shekels out
Kudos to you, Margie! I've said it before and I'll say it again...that little putz never deserved you.
And if you start putting gilmore girls spoilers on your blog, I'll have to stop coming. We're a season behind here. :P
Shemsi: I have now watched Gilmore Girls and I understand why you put those two thoughts together. Good job working pop culture into your comment.
Josh: I liked the gilmore Girls, but I missed the last two eps, and hadn't seen any commercials, so I had no expectations. So I liked it. As I said. Moving on.
Andy: OMG I am literally LOL. I'm not even joking. You are a funny guy. but according to Josh, we're exactly alike, so I should expect that'll you'd be practically perfect in every way. :) And I love those extended pointless arguements. Good times.
Hussy: I'm glad you warned me about spoilers, I would have said stuff if you hadn't. :)
And I agree, but at least I have a really hot guy in my past I can look back and smile about when I'm married to Mr. Reliable but not that cute. (I'm not saying I'm marrying Lawrence, I just know I'll end up with someone like that. If I ever get married that is.)
I'm in a better mood now, because I was a little worried that I might not have done well on my date with Lawrence on Friday because I have a sinus infection and I was PMSing. So I was worried I might have blown the whole thing on the second date, but I called and talked to him and he didn't notice that I was no fun, he just thought I was tired. And he had lots of fun, and is looking foward to our next date, so yay!
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