Hell has frozen over, folks

Ok, knowing full well that Cainnum can't listen to my audioblog, I decided to go ahead and do another post today. But everyone should still listen to my audioblog! Everyone except Joe, Shemsi, and Kiera, cause they already have. Yay! Go team!

Now you remember how when I first started dating Lawrence, I predicted that just when things are getting really good with him, Jared would pop back up? Well, I must be psychic. Yesterday, I'm talking to Candi on IM, when *brrrring* up pops a new conversation box from good ol' you know who. I was, quite frankly, astonished, and more than a little appalled. I don't even have him on my friends list anymore, so I had no idea that he was even online. I said, "Well, I never expected to talk to you again." To which he replied, "Well after the way I treated you I would be surprised if you're even willing to talk to me." Since I really just don't give a shit about him anymore, I told him that, "Live and let live is my philosophy." We exchanged the bare minimum of small talk, and I asked how the little lady's doing. He said, "Eh." I said, "That sounded enthusiastic." He told me that he basically only got back together with her and stayed with her because she helped him get his new job. Ok, first: RIIIIIGHT. Secondly: wow. And that's exactly what I said, "Wow." He said, "?" And I replied, "That just made you sound like a huge jackass." He agreed that it probably did. At this point the conversation pretty much floundered and after 5 minutes of silence I told him I needed to get ready for tae kwon do. Which was true, so I wasn't even lying.

Now, granted, Jared didn't come on to me or ask me out, but I know his methods. Everytime he gets tired of his girlfriend, he strikes up "friendly" talks with me to feel out his chances. And hopefully, things went poorly enough that he'll see that there's no chance. I was trying to figure out how to work the phrase "my boyfriend" into the conversation, but time was so short, I couldn't do it without being way obvious. Maybe that would have been a good thing, though. If only he had asked me how I'm doing, I totally could have done it then! The balls on this guy! Seriously!

Of course, I called Lawrence right away, and he laughed his ass off. He said, "If you want to go out with him, go ahead, it'll just cement in your head how much better I am!" Man, is he secure with himself. I was thinking, I dunno, I think Jared's an ass and don't want to have anything to do with him, but face to face, if he turns on the charms. . .I'm not saying I would definitely crumble, but some temptations you should just stay away from, ya know? I also don't do crack, just in case. I'm a planner that way. I told him I DO NOT want to go out with Jared. He then suggested that the three of us should get together, it would be funny. I said, "Quite frankly, I don't want anything to do with the guy. I don't want to talk to him, let alone go to lunch with him!" And he said, "I'm fine with that, too."

So, yeah. Wow. What a jackass. I wish he would grow up. But I don't even have to think about him. I'm going out with Lawrence tonight. I'm so excited! I just can't seem to spend enough time with him. tee hee.

My eyes are green/brown hazel, but they stay green almost all the time. They really only turn brown when I'm alone, and I have to be really relaxed and content. Pretty much ANY emotional excitement will turn them green, such as talking to someone or being in the same room as someone. I had told Lawrence as much, and predicted that he may never see them brown, which he's cool with cause he loves my eyes. But the other night, he looked at me and said, "Your eyes are brown. One might think you're content or something." Crazy! But a good crazy I think. *big goofy grin*