At least it's not a corset

Alright boys, this post is one you might not understand, but feel free to read on for informational value. I'm complaining about bras today. Yes, that's right-bras. They are so freaking annoying. I don't understand why ever little girl can't wait to get boobs, cause they are just a nuisance for the most part, but I'm not complaining about boobs today, so back on topic. I have 2 bras. I have one that is really comfortable and works really well in most circumstances, and one "sports" bra that I bought for more support during those exercise times, but actually provides less support than my regular bra. Now this is simply not enough bras. And I know some people are actually grossed out by the idea of wearing the same bra every day. So every once in a while, I try to get more bras, and this is where the trouble starts. First of all, bras are pretty expensive. I mean, you can find one for ten bucks, but I've found out the hard way that when your over the shoulder boulder holders are supporting this much weight, they should be quality craftsmanship. The ten dollar ones don't fit very well, are uncomfortable, and wear out pretty fast. So to get a good one, you're lucky to get it for $20, but usually they're more like $22-$28. Sometimes you can catch a sale, like buy two get one free and so forth. But the big problem is, that you can find one for that price, and then when you wear it for 4-8 hours, you find out it's not comfortable for the long haul, or it doesn't fit right after it gets settled or something like that. And it's pretty upsetting to drop 25 smackers on something you only wear once, unless it's a prom dress, that would be a good deal. So I have a drawer full of bras I never wear, for a variety of reasons. And I can't throw them away, cause I spent good money on them, and who am I gonna give them to? I don't know anyone that has boobs my size. And I personally don't believe in giving underwear to resale stores cause I think that's gross, even though there's no fluids coming from my breasts (except for a time after my son was born) I still feel it's unsanitary somehow to pass along a bra. Maybe I'm weird. Anyhoo. So you have all this pressure to get just the right one to buy so you don't waste your money, cause, quite frankly, I'm poor all the damn time. So my bra is getting too big because I'm losing weight. So today I decided to go a-lookin' for a new bra or three. I went to Lane Bryant, cause it's a store for fatties like me, and my mom loves their bras, so I thought it was a good choice. I was in luck! A buy 2 get 1 free sale! Hooray! So I pick out a selection of bras in several sizes. No luck. So I adjust the sizes I'm picking. Again, no luck. I think I tried on 14 bras, and yet, I couldn't find a single one that I liked. Most of the bras out there have under wires, which is a c shaped wire that goes under and around the boob and supposedly provides support, but on me, they usually dig into my rib cage, which isn't comfortable. Of the ones that don't have underwires, many of them have like a sleeve or band that goes down the torso for a couple of inches. I know from experience that those roll like crazy on me. Many of their bras were, get this, padded. I know! And they even had these little bags of air in little pockets on the inside of the bra. Now tell me why in the world a woman that is trying on a DD bra needs help in this area! SERIOUSLY! Just for anyone who's not aware, small breasts are A. Slightly larger is B. C is widely considered "perfect" although I would say it has a lot to do with the woman's frame and stuff. D is large. DD is, well. . . huge. They even have triple D. Sad really. Of course there are women that need larger sizes than these, At JCPenney you can order up to an H in some bras. But still. Anyone who's seen my breasts knows that I don't need padding and innertubes. So bra sizing experts say that you should chose a bra that will leave no red marks on your back or shoulders. I would like to see this mystical bra, cause I have NEVER found a bra that didn't leave a mark somewhere. I used to have an underwire that rubbed the sides of my breasticles so much they chapped and bled. Can you imagine? So if you do manage to find a bra that fits right and doesn't kill you, then you have to actually see how your breast look in it. Are they all squished together? Are they seperated and shooting off to the sides? Are they drooping down way too low? Are they up so high you look silly and have trouble breathing to boot? Between all these many factors, you can see why I still only have 2 bras. It's sad. I really want more. Maybe when I get down to my ideal weight I'll go back to being a 36C. You can find bras by the gross when you're a 36C. That would be sweet!