So. Yes. I want to start by saying that my last post, which was written Tuesday at lunch, was rather sad and depressing, as you might have noticed. In the afternoon, Lawrence called me and things went. . .badly. I cried. But in the end, after much talking, I realized that all these fears were the result of a combination of PMS, hunger, and my life long fear that no one could ever love me for more than a year or two because I'm difficult, or rather, a stark raving bitch lunatic. Ahahahaha. So. Well then. After we pieced that together I felt much better. Lawrence assured me that he'll love me forever, which of course he can't promise, but in a year or two when he figures it out, it'll be too late! Muah ha ha ha! Ehem. Anyhoo. And I've been trying every since to get on here and tell you people that, but blogger has been thwarting me at every turn! Maniacal! So, everything's better now. I feel happy. I think I'll go for a walk. Just kidding. Let's not get drastic. I appreciate the helpful comments, but most especially, I appreciate Josh's freaking hilarious comment. Oh my lordy, it had me laughing so hard, I started coughing. Good times. So kudos to Josh. Good work, man. Good work.
Now on to bigger and better things. I'm still completely head over heels in love with Lawrence, so no fears there, kiddos. I've been ill a little, but I'm feeling a little better. Ummm. . .I know I had other things to say, but I can't remember, so I guess it'll have to wait till next time. Laters!
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Joking? Who was joking? Are you telling me that you've changed your mind and I've gone and had my chest waxed for NOTHING?!? sigh. Well, there better be damn good hors d'oeuvres at your wedding reception...and a few hot waiters wouldn't go amiss... :) hopefully Lawrence can harness your zaniness for some real "kodak moment"-type antics. Probably not the Holly Golightly fun WE would have had...but antics none the less. I look forward. hee hee
Dude. You can't fool me. I knew all along what you were up to. There's no where mear enough hair on your chest to be waxed. You had your ass waxed, didn't you?!?
Dude, if we were half way as attractive as Audrey Hepburn and young George Pepard, we could totally RULE the WORLD. Not. Even. Joking.
And if I looked like Audrey Hepburn, I would expect you to have conflicted emotions. I guess it's a good thing I look like me instead. :)
what the hell are you people talking about?!?!? oh breakfast at tiffanys. der. glad you're feeling better! wish i was.
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