Monday, April 25, 2005
Weight
I know I'm supposed to post about my attempt at weight loss on Wednesday, but I need to tell everyone about something strange. I weighed myself this morning, and I had dropped to 132! That's 8 lbs in 2 weeks, which was completely unexpected because I've been pretty bad about watching what I eat and I didn't exercise last night. But I think the explanation is at hand. I haven't lifted weights since Tuesday. I must have lost muscle. I think the answer is clear. I should become sloth incarnate. It's foolproof!
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Okay, we get jobs we can do from our respective computers, set up grocery delivery, and join netflix. Then we could each stay in our respective beds INDEFINITELY! We could still hang out via video conferencing. While we're at it we should bind our feet like those tiny Chinese empresses...then we would HAVE to be lazy! It's genius. ...but work at home jobs are hard to find. Guess I'll see you tomorrow night for exercises. (I need it after the ice cream fiasco)
Wait, I don't think you should abandon this great plan so easily! You always give up on good ideas!
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